Bonjour. My name is Derrick, Derrick Trotter. Some call me Del Boy. Now, I'm going to be quick and not be a noofter. Unless you're mutton, you would of heard my name. I own Trotters Independent Traders. We sell lots of different things for kosher readies. Unless you're potless, we've got the stuff for you. If you don't like what you buy, you can stone me and I'll take it back from ya free of charge. If you're interested, pukka. It's lovely jubbly to see new plonkers buying our stock. Other than this, we also supply Burger Palace for the Orphan Organization. Anyway, I have to be going now, I have go get a stock from Paris before the rozzers find it. Have a cushty one.
Managing Director of Trotters Independent Traders (T.I.T.)